Cock-Posing

When a woman who is of relitvley low beauty or "bum ass ugly" dresses up like a man and visits a homosexual bar in order to be sexually pleasured by rectal relations otherwise known as anal sex.

"On the Model United Nations trip we found Marylin in The Flamingo, a local gay bar, cock-posing

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 19, 2008

phoning

boning on the phone

Hey baby hey, you cool with phoning later? If not I'll prob just call your friend Becky.

by Detective Kernel August 20, 2011

Phasing

When someone stops taking their meds cold turkey but they actually need them so it’s fucking them up.

“Damn, Timmy sold all of his addys and now he’s phasing hardcore.”
“Woah—maybe ADHD really is a thing.”

by Putin’s Schlong March 7, 2019

Phoning

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phone surfing

Amy texted "hey wyd" so I replied "just laying in bed phoning"

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

Phosting

The act of falsely assuming a situation based on just how it looks to be alone, then posting it online and adding new context to the situation.
Other forms:
Phost
Phosted

Someone in the Walmart parking lot lost their keys and was trying to get into their car, but someone else posted a photo they took of them online and said they were trying to break into someone else's car! They're phosting the situation!

by Wontonbadb October 23, 2023

I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.

Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!

by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021