Sexy Porny Star 

A term used by V (Kim Taehyung) from BTS. Means to be a saxophonist but instead, ARMY uses "sexy porny star" as V once accidentally said in an interview that if he were not in BTS he would be a "sexy porny star" instead of a saxophonist.

Jimin: "what would you do if you were not a member of BTS?"
V: "I think, I would be a sexy porny star"
BTS and ARMY: *dies of laughter*

Sexy Porny Star by nadya8 November 14, 2020

phony 

A kind of person, usually very stupid. Usually wears Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle to fit in. Very materialistic and superficial.The boys act tough and strong and the girls act ditzy and slutty. Very hard to go to school with or even just to talk to. Basically everybody at school.

Everybody is a goddamn phony.

phony by meshack November 16, 2007

Phony 

Something that isn't what it seems or tries to be something it isn't, or tries to be part of the system. Like two bad actors. Until they taser you, in the butt.

No one wants your autograph, phonies!

Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole
over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'

My butthole was on fire. - Phony = Elijah Wood and Ben Affleck.

Phony by The Lonely Islands January 18, 2012

phonytail 

a male hairstyle, popular among computer programmers and fantasy role-playing game enthusiasts, in which hair on the back of the head is held together by a hair tie, forming a small and pathetic pseudo-ponytail

Though head developer Jeff, who referred to himself as Zorgoth, wore his hair in a greasy little phonytail, he imagined it to be a glorious lion's mane that required taming in the workplace.

phonytail by elliott February 4, 2005

phony pony 

Fake hair, specifically a fake pony tail.

"Cute hair."
"Girl, that's just a phony pony."

phony pony by Judy Birgen January 6, 2009

Phonylicious 

To be so phony that it's cool.

Did you see her shirt?
yeah..it was phonylicious

Phonylicious by Nodnal October 8, 2005

Phony 

Phony ; Slang = punk ass bitch

A phony is a person, typically in high school or college, but they can be anywhere, who openly judges people, spreading half truths, falsehoods or disseminating personal information (i.e. Gossip) in exchange for advancing their social statuses and continuing the repression of certain things in your subconscious that lead you to feel the need to denigrate people (such as repressing sexual confusion by harassing students who are gay, lesbian, transgender or bisexual.)

The only way a phony is rehabilitated is through karma, where the alienation and defamation they've forced on those who do nothing to deserve it bites them in the ass, whether because they've learned they can't get a job just by appealing to the baser instincts of insecure people and selling out your friends, when the suffering they have incurred on others leads their victims to lead miserable lives which often end up cut short, and when they go past college age, can no longer use their popularity to wiggle away from Johnny law.

These struggles then lead phonies to realize the extent of how much they have hurt other people for petty reasons and then decide to come to terms with what they have repressed.

Man, that douchebag is such a phony, selling himself and his friends down the river for some temporarily boosted social status.

Phony by Guess6667 August 14, 2011