Right Royal Placking

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you

The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict

by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009

phlank

When a couple breaks up and one of the ex's gets action, the one that doesn't get action is known as the phlank.

"Ah, my ex just hooked up with Jenna, I am such a phlank!!

by April6667 May 6, 2008

polack

A descendant of Poland, usually cheat build things and makes things very fragile, a bad species who only care about money and gambles alot.

Oskar is a polack who rages at gambling a ton

by polacken60 March 18, 2022

p0lack

Group of Polish immigrants comprising unskilled labourers who came to the United Kingdom and Ireland after Poland joined the EU in 2004. They often engage in criminal activities and demonstrate a physical-power-based system of values wherein stronger individuals are seen as superior to those who have put effort into learning a profession. Main characteristics include (but are not limited to) wearing cheap attire such as Lonsdale sweat pants and Primark t-shirts, not being able to say a word in English and walking around with a can of Stella. The primary goal of their existence has not been established yet, but they are generally considered the human equivalent of vermin. They can be found in town centres of major industrial hubs in England and Scotland but also in other heavily urbanized areas such as London.

have you heard about the brawl at the grocery store the other day? They say that a p0lack started a fight as someone tried to jump the queue. They must have had a sausage delivery or something.

by dziooonioooo June 29, 2022

Phlacharkick

(transitive verb) - When something so incredibly beyond words happens, that one cannot fathom nor elaborate on any logical reason; an astounding anomaly.
|flə 'kär kik|

Johnny felt phlacharkick as he watched a gorgeous woman grind on his obese friend Sam; Sam realized the moment to be phlacharkick, so he embraced his chance and didn't question her reasoning.

by Zepolag January 10, 2009

POLACK

Despite the ignorant (polish are stupid) misconception Polacks are one of the smartest nationalities in the world.

I know many intelligent polacks. Many have advanced degrees.

by joe February 27, 2005

placked

to be cool, have swagg, and do your own thing

dang shawty is placked

by hehasitall August 4, 2011