Phil Swift

the all mighty lord, savior, and protector of flex tape

All hail the mighty Phil Swift.

by pesdrftgyhjk,ol October 30, 2018

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a man who likes to slap tape on things, dip tools in glue, and saw boats in half

"Phil Swift here from Flex Tape"

datsalotadamidge.

by BigBirdInJapan December 09, 2018

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"Yo is that Phil Swift"

"I think it is"
Hears in the distance(THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE)

by Mrs.Harris May 16, 2019

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Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.

Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas

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He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

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Phil Swift is a person that makes flex tape and is a crazy son of a bitch that is out of his damn mind

Phil Swift: let me show you the power of Flex tape (randomly saws boat in half) me: this guy is on meth

by Manwhore55 September 30, 2019

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Phil swift; the most divine being in the universe; as soon as you meet him you will want to smash using a flex seal condom

by philswiftlover69kkk January 21, 2019

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