phe·nom·e·nal (dick)
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
Ralph; Hey Jim! Look over there, remember that guy David, the one we call DJB, he is such a phenomenal dick!
Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?
Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?
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An adjective used to describe a person whose reactions to a given situation exceeds expectations in a positive way.
by The Bridesmaid December 14, 2013
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*Baran throws cold water all over Chase while he is in the shower as a practical joke*
Chase: "Dude, that's not cool. You are such a Dick!"
Baran: "Pizza!"
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Chase: "Dude, that's not cool. You are such a Dick!"
Baran: "Pizza!"
The Dick-Pizza Phenomena
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