phalange

The derogative name for a vagina or pussy.

"Eurgh Rachel you have some crusty phalange. Put that shit away man"

by Will Parkinson January 25, 2008

phalanges

n. a "high five", i.e. slapping hands in celebration. From the literal meaning of the word - the bones of the fingers.

Great game, give me phalanges!

by AsInWreck June 14, 2009

phalanges

when you and another person bump your fists together in greeting or celebration (refers to the name of the bones in your hand that collide when the act is performed)

nice drive, areeb. give me some phalanges.

by Fortunato1 September 1, 2008

Disloyal Proximal Phalanges

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.

Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.

by Milandra September 29, 2011

phelane

A girl who smells bad and shits on you during sex

Dude, emma is such a phelane

by Poiter July 4, 2006

Regina Phalange

1. A pseudonym that Pheobe on Friends used.

2. BBC's Nazi mamma, also known as the ultimate bitch who thinks she's God's gift to mankind.

Regina Phalange · Pass a Note!
Updated 9 minutes ago

livesonchocolate - there is nothing condescending about using "LOL" and ????. I used those to express the way that I was feeling at the time which was really surprised and laughing like crazy. Those fit the bill. Actually by definition the person that I was responding to was the one being condescending. Her words meet the definition if anyone wants to bust out the dictionary AGAIN on this thread - ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^see, ultimate bitch

by Annoyed onlooker May 6, 2009

fecal phalanges

a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play

Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.

by poopyhands September 5, 2007