A person who
-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,
"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"
"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "
(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,
"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"
"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "
(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton
Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
by MagicTreehouse August 6, 2009
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It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
Fatty: Perez Hilton reported that Zac Efron is gay!
Fatty2: He wishes.
Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?
Fatty2: Toootally.
Fatty2: He wishes.
Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?
Fatty2: Toootally.
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Stab her in the back you will regret it, much like her friend Cassie
When she is not completely destroying her abusive ex/bf/complicated in arguments you may find her beating some girl up, babysitting, or hanging out with friends
She also has the best y2k inspired fits
Stab her in the back you will regret it, much like her friend Cassie
When she is not completely destroying her abusive ex/bf/complicated in arguments you may find her beating some girl up, babysitting, or hanging out with friends
She also has the best y2k inspired fits
Did you know Cassie was sleeping with Maddys boyfriend Nate?
Do not F with Maddy Perez.
I need to know where Maddy Perez gets her clothes
Do not F with Maddy Perez.
I need to know where Maddy Perez gets her clothes
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