Petrified Wood 

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.

Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.

Petrified Wood by vajona jackson-hewitt August 22, 2011

Petrified Chocolate 

1. When hot molten chocolate solidifies.

2. A scared african american .... or any dark skinned person in general.

1. Caitlin fell asleep on her chocolate and it melted. After sitting on her desk for a day it hardened, so Jasmin and Carley ate the petrified chocolate.

2. As an african american was walking down the street, Tomás and Jon jumped out at him from around the corner. He was then, petrifed chocolate.

Petrified Chocolate by Duden2010 November 3, 2010

Petrified 

Petrified means that when someone is so scared,they are unable to move or think.

Morgan walked into the darkness,Petrified about what might happen to her.

Petrified by Extreme fear September 30, 2018

Petrified cookie dough 

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

Petrified cookie dough by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified cookie dough 

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

Petrified cookie dough by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified Petrocelli 

This term is used to express one being in extreme fear. It is stronger than fear itself. It takes days to recover from being petrified petrocelli.

Person 1: Did you see the news today?
Person 2: I was petrified petrocelli.

Person 1: Wow, are you okay?

Petrified Petrocelli by buttholeburning April 24, 2023

Petrified 

When someone is cross faded at a party.

Yo is Steve ok? He is just slumped over on the couch staring. Ya he is fine he’s just Petrified.

Petrified by Takeo13 November 1, 2023