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The Peterkin

While, you are receiving a blumpkinyou treat your ho to a deliscious Kerry Slap guiding her face into the bowl where you immideatly sit on her head and fire a nasty shit into her hair.
Dude, I was hooking up with a classy chick in a porta John, and I gave her The Peterkin. The wierd thing was the skank liked it.
by Kerry Mitchell March 29, 2005
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peteshinned

To take obvious satire on face value and, after world-wide ridicule, try to play it off as a joke.

To trip on the roses in a carpet pattern, break your nose, bleed profusely, and then jump up and say, "I meant to do that!"
You remember that guy I told you about who was banging a special-olympics-triathlete? Turns out she was faking, filmed the whole thing, showed it to his parents, and now he's trying to pretend he knew all along. He totally got peteshinned.
by GodHead September 5, 2008
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Petering

When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.
*ate 3/4 pancakes*

Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"

Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"
by Morning_wood August 20, 2013
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Perching

The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.
I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.
by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011
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Petershiu

The name shiu derives from the chinese word si meaning piece of shit. Peter means amounting to. Therefore, the phrase means amounting to shit.
Holy Shit you're gonna be a Petershiu
by Shinysnowski December 1, 2011
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Petering

When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.
So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.
by Eragonic January 21, 2019
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peterkinnie

The best creator on tiktok

I DONT MAKE THE RULES
"ever heard of peterkinnie"
"who hasnt you stupid idiot?"
by i hate all of you <33 September 11, 2021
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