Postie

Postie, an Aussie slang term for Postman, the bloke that delivers your mail and parcels.

Mate 1: Oi, have ya checked the mail yet?
Mate 2: Nah mate, I haven't heard the postie come around yet

by Stingy M8 December 29, 2016

Petie

Although originating from a boys name, Petie is infact an affectionate name given to girls.

Peties are the brightest and happiest of people. These bubbly characters are a lot of fun to be around and the greatest people to have as friends. Loving and caring, a Petie will try and be there for you no mater what. You'll be lucky if you ever meet one as she'll always brighten your day <3

Person one: "isnt petie just the best?"
Person two: "yes she absolutely is! love that girl!"

by meg209 May 26, 2011

Matthew Peltier

A kid who thinks that he is really good at Call of Duty, when in reality he is absolute garbage. Most of the times he will go negative in pub matches and god Forbid he go at least even in GB matches. Constantly needs to be carried and is basically worthless in any scenario and does not have the ability to clutch 1 single round. The only thing consistent about Matthew Peltier is his ability to blow GB matches and complete the simplest kill. Usually thinks its cool to buy GB accounts to make ones self look good....

Gee Wilikers Matthew Peltier, you had to go against that kid with that had no ammo, and you had an mp5, mind telling me how he killed you?

by FeaR Me October 17, 2009

Pestilence

1. a disease thats usually fatal

2. the name of a FROM FIRST TO LAST song

1. cancer

2. Ride The Wings Of Pestilence

by nicolee December 28, 2005

dirty petie

After smoking weed,and while high a man puts on high heels, fishnet pantyhos, red lipstick, and lights at least 13 candles in a room. Then another man comes in and gets the guy up the butt while wearing all of the above, therefore making a dirty petie

person 1-"Hey, bret how was ur high last night"
person 2-"it was alright until everybody forced me to recieve a dirty petie"
person 1-"Sucks to be you"

by Definitely NOT Petie Hernandez December 10, 2006

pestle and mortar

When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.

Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.

by ty187 June 17, 2010

Petie List

The list of people you put on your facebook block option so they can't annoy you on Facebook I.M.

I had this girl/guy that won't leave me alone. I had to add them to the Petie List.

by The guy who doesn't know you July 13, 2010