Petalphile

A lover of succulent plants who practices proplifting - secretly taking fallen succulent leaves/pedals from others' plants - for the purpose of propagation (growing a new plant.)

Depending on context and emphasis, "petalphile" might be used as a derogatory term, but is usually heard as a quasi-humorous term of endearment.

"I saw you pocket those fallen succulent pedals in the store - you're such a petalphile." (Be sure to enunciate clearly to avoid ambiguity and confusion of this with the similar, but deadly serious, term from which this is a play on words.)

by mesi June 4, 2018

PETAphiles

derogatory term for members or supporters of PETA

person 1: "hey, did you know PETA is talking shit about Steve Irwin?" person 2: "they are? fuck those PETAphiles"
person 1: "PETAphiles think they're such hot shit but they kill 80% of the animals they 'rescue'"

by MysteryAccent February 27, 2019

Pervaphile

Someone who is a perve but NOT a paedophile. Or both.

Did you see that guy devil finger that girl? He is such a pervaphile.

by LextacyJIZZ October 24, 2010

pedaphile-rub

contact made from a pedaphille or other sexual miscreant/sleeze usually circular motions or patting followed by heavy breathing

that guy gives candy for pedaphille-rubs at the playground

by J-VERBAL, WERD. X March 30, 2005

pedaphile

Any individual who is interested in establishing a mutual sexual relationship with a person who is of a physically younger age.

The World Health Organization defines adolescence as the period of life between 10 and 20 years of age. With this said any one who sexually interacts with some one else in this age range is in the "instinctual norm", if you well. Therefore the deviation into pedaphile begins when the 10’s & 20’s and the 30’s & 40’s engage in sexual activities. As you can see it is virtually impossible for anyone with a logical frame of mind to be apposed to the act of this definition!

by A HUMAN July 26, 2008

petaphile

petaphile: someone so caught up in his own egomaniacle conception of the world that he is compelled to spew vomit and blood on a strangers clothes to show his contempt for anybody's thought but hisown.

That uptard petahpile's got a shitmitt load of gall puking on that virgina.

by sowhatsinaname June 30, 2004

petalphile

a woman who is constanly wants flowers so she can use them as forget me nots

"he loves me he loves me not" (while picking apart the petals on a flower) "hey quick being such a petalphile and go out with him allready"

by themaninside_yourhead September 25, 2011