To unwanted contact near a general genital area. Annoyingly rubbing or touching the leg close to the groin; or the shoulders and/or stomach near the breasts.
Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!
Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.
Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.
by Wolfwitz February 11, 2010
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Awkward Father: Hi, son, have you heard of the Cleveland Steamer?
Son: I'm paturbed.
Awkward Father: No. You must be confused. I'm paturbed.
Son: I'm paturbed.
Awkward Father: No. You must be confused. I'm paturbed.
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a combination of "perturb" and "ethical" meaning: doing something outside of or changing things that are considered to be normal.
It is perturethical of you to go outside naked; it just isn't normal, and you'll get lots of stares.
by Breezy-o123 April 29, 2020
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After explaining the same thing five times to his supervisee, Shane slammed his computer shut and muttered, "I swear, I’m surrounded by idiots," becoming fully pertarded as he conveniently forgot that he had spent the past three days struggling to log into his own work software.
by Nincom_p July 10, 2025
Get the pertarded mug."Pertuberation" ˌpɜ tju bəˈreɪʃən is a neologism (portmanteau/blend) formed from "perturbation" and "protuberation" meaning "a perturbation resembling a protuberance"
The seismic pertuberation beneath the volcano suggested an imminent eruption.
Her face showed a subtle pertuberation of annoyance — a twitch at the corner of her mouth.
The software detected a pertuberation in the data stream, flagging it as a potential anomaly.
In the painting, the red circle creates a visual pertuberation that draws the eye.
The economist warned of a pertuberation in the market — a bubble ready to burst.
Her face showed a subtle pertuberation of annoyance — a twitch at the corner of her mouth.
The software detected a pertuberation in the data stream, flagging it as a potential anomaly.
In the painting, the red circle creates a visual pertuberation that draws the eye.
The economist warned of a pertuberation in the market — a bubble ready to burst.
by Serge N. Glushenko January 8, 2026
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