petrified

alcohol intoxicated(another way of saying stoned (out))

That car was swerving so much, the driver had to be petrified.

by Light Joker March 14, 2005

Petrified Seman

Seman on a peice of clothing or towel that has dried up and is now crusted on to said objects.

I just found an old sock that is covered in petrified seman.

by Contazz March 6, 2010

Purtified

making an object purty

She needs to be purtified

by TheShai1 October 20, 2009

pornified

the opposite or lack of innocent in porn-relatted matters;
corruption with or by porn;
stained with porn-related toughts;
impure, immoral, (in some religions) sinful;

Man, the internet pornified me, and the rules 34, 35 and 36 only did it worse. I have to pornify you, as well

by Sapioit August 4, 2015

Parkified

When you make money from your unused car park.

" I didn't use my carpark while I was away, so I parkified it and made $50 a week!"

by Lancar June 11, 2017

porkified

containng pork or other non-halal or kosher ingredients; dirty; disgusting.

I totally would have macked on that baked ziti, but it was porkified with suasage.

I would not touch that porkified skank.

by jmasilotti June 15, 2008

penified

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them

Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face

by sargentscrots November 17, 2009