perplexicon

-noun, from the English perplex and lexicon
1. Collectively, all words with which one is familiar but is unable to define.

2. Words that one would commonly be expected to know based on his or her education or socio-economic class but does not.
3. Particular words, generally of an erudite nature, which one finds perpetually befuddling despite previous attempts to ascertain their meaning.

"No matter how many times I look up fecundity in the dictionary, it always seems to slip back into my perplexicon by the time I next encounter it."

"Four years of college and I all I have to show for it is a massively inflated perplexicon!"

by $exy Lexy March 20, 2010

Perexican

a mix between a peruvian && a mexican. (:
if you are perexican then you are mad gee. <3
oh yeah :D

babygirl: omgosh... yur so gee cuz yur mexican :P

babyhandsxD: oh yeah. ? well, were perexican.

babygirl: buh im not part mexican..&& yur not part peruvian. :

babygirl: were wanna be's :D

babyhandsxD: foe life. happy to be perexican.

by guesswho?hehee. August 28, 2009

Purpledicular

Because the thing was purple and had to be perpendicular

The neon signs were purpledicular.

by Amc088 November 17, 2012

Perplexion

An perplexing erection -- a boner for which there is no clear source.

Genji's perplexion in line at the grocery drew the attention of the little boy nearby.

by blotngh22 June 23, 2010

perplexed gloat

Weird flex

It's a perplexed gloat however tolerable

by Please.Stp December 9, 2018

petplegic

Being unable to get up from your chair because you’re trapped by a sleeping pet on some necessary part of your body (and duh, you can’t disturb the sleeping fur baby, no matter how desperately you need to pee (or whatever)).

“Honey, could you get me a beer? Bowie’s on my lap, and I’m petplegic.”

by LaneEndsHere November 28, 2021

Perplexecles

God of Confusion, Controler of all Lizard minions.

Perplexecles threw the frog into the airlock, and after exclaiming "You'll never be a Lizard!" decompressed the chamber.

by Royce September 27, 2003