perfexation

the ultimate complete flawless relaxation of never having to work again

Puerto Rican is one week away from perfexation. His last day is next friday.

by God of the Kitchen December 10, 2012

Preperating

Preparing, broken english

My Polish friend said she was preperating dinner

by Mr_fisticus December 21, 2019

co-pooperation

co-pooperation is when something is co-operating... but poopily.

I'm so drunk my fingers are co-pooperation!

by Mattycake's December 16, 2018

Premature Perspiration

When a guy forgets to use deoderant and prematurely perspires in sweaty situations. The more concerned the guy is about the sweat, the more sweat he's going to generate. And if it happens once, it could happen again and again....

Steve: Dude I prematurely perspired watching this smokin chick lick an icecream...

Matt: Dude were you wearing deodarant?

Steve: It was bad dude, I hate premature perspiration.

by tigerslovepepper February 28, 2011

perforation

1. when a male subjects his penis into a women, or mans colon, and appylies so much force that he penetrates the stomach. The penis must be of great size. This often can result in critical injury or most likely death.

2. The ultimate ownage.

Dude, frankie got perforation of the colon when he had the horse fuck him anally.
Dude then franky got owned!

by Josh Rivera June 11, 2006

Poultry Perspiration

A condition in which the human body perspires uncontrollably from consuming mass amounts of poultry.

Brandon thought he was safe from meat sweats by eating strictly chicken but he ended up coming down with a serious case of poultry perspiration.

by gschad August 2, 2011

Preparation H-bomb

anything shoved up your anus against ones will..

Here's something really nice you can do. You take a small, thermonuclear weapon... AND STICK IT UP A GUY'S ASS! A thermonuclear suppository! Preperation H-Bomb! You talk about fallout, eh? Whoa!

by Neo December 25, 2003