pepster

Someone's who's swag level is over 9,000. He is so powerful he is stronger thank god and chuck Norris power put together AKA BDP,also a person with an enourmas penis usually from 8000 to 9000 feet long

I wish my dick was as big as pepster

by Pepster June 26, 2014

poopmaster

the essence of being one with the poop

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom

by dan October 12, 2003

penmastery

the absolute best person on earth. he is funny, sweet and incredibly cured but thats why we love him

penmastery is awesome!

by OverlordKarma November 22, 2021

permastration

When a girl uses her period as an excuse for not having sex with him every time he asks. works indefinitely on guys that have no clue about women.

So Jane have you done it with Matt yet.

No I've told him that I have had my period for two weeks now.

Sounds like a case of Permastration

by anotherBrian April 16, 2008

Promasternate

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.

Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.

by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010

Pwnmaster

Someone who is the master of pwning your face.

The reigning Pwnmaster right now is GT- TH3 PWNM45T3R

You just got owned by The Pwnmaster!

by LOLLLOLOLOLOOO January 2, 2012

pitmaster butthole

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass

“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole”

by Dirty litter box October 23, 2017