pension

An aprehensive way to define astrology.

Dude: sup dawg studying some pension!

Dude 2: yeah

Dude 3: I like pension

by Awesome Jdl January 4, 2014

pension benefits

Pension benefits may be established when a couple breaks up but they continue to have repeated sexual encounters with eachother afterwards for an extended period of time until such time that either or both parties are in a new and exclusive relationship, although in many cases the benefits may continue even in such circumstances, where the benefits are held in a trust by and on behalf of either or both parties to be accessed under certain conditions (such as when in the future neither person is party to an exclusive relationship or when a recipient of the benefit is unaware that the other is in a relationship or when a particular fact does not exclude the entitlement to receive a benefit according to the rules of the benefits held in trust even if their behavior is slutty, promiscuous, and morally reprehensible).

Ryan: Alex, I'm breaking up with you.
Alex: okay.
Ryan: Let's fuck like rabbits!
Alex: Hell yeah, pension benefits!

by Phillip Yœrass August 26, 2013

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.

Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!

by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009

Pension

Canadian version of a 401K plan. Expect you just get it. You don't have to pay into it. However, you do get paid in maple syrup

I'm Candian - I get a pension eh!!

by RealEeber June 16, 2018

Pension predator

A younger person dating a significantly older person hoping to benefit from their old age pension or insurance ect

See the age difference..shes after his money... pension predator

by Bricker81 October 23, 2018

Pensioner

A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping

Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there

Person 2: naw hes fine

by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020

pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021