pedography

pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun; plural -phies.

1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedosexual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.

The local pedosexual was delighted to find he'd moved into an area with an excellent <b>pedography</b>: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, the third with shiny blonde hair and bright blue eyes, all pedolicious, lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.

by Mister M December 9, 2006

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Pendigo

The combination of Pendejo and Mendigo

that guy Peter is a real Pendigo!

by LaMasLinda February 16, 2010

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pendolino

adjective Broken. Useless. Worthless.

Sorry I'm late, my train was pendolino.

What a pendolino idea, you moron!

by zagga April 10, 2005

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pedogaybaggins

A hobbit-like gaybag that is also pedo or pedobag, a pederast or awkward child-liker. A short, hairy gay troll or Catholic priest. Anyone who emails videos of choir boys singing like kittens thinking it's cute.

I'm sure the prison community takes care of Jerry pedogaybaggins from Penn state.

by abitflipped December 4, 2011

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