Penaldo

Man who wait Penalty to score on party

I wait for his teammates to do the job and he comes to own the goals

Brother CR7 scored again from the penalty spot in his total goal, we have 40% penalty. Yes it really deserves its name penaldo

by Dataing July 24, 2020

Penaldog

A penaldog refers to the average retarded Ronaldo fanboy (also known as penaldo) who doesn't know anything about football except "Ronaldo goat, Pessi bottler". These people are often under 13 years of age and are already a menace to society, they make up about 70% of the Ronaldo fanbase sadly.

1. As a penaldog I have to say Pessi only scores against Eibar so that I can get attention.

2. I feel like a penaldog after going five months without watching football and only watching the scores😅

3. I had 40 in an iq test but I'm glad because at least I am more intelligent than penaldogs.

by High IQ football fan June 3, 2021

PennDOT

An organization known primarily for placing strange orange barrels by the side of the road for no ostensible reason. Recently changed its name to PENNDOT (same acronym, only all of the letters are now capitalized), claiming that "In addition to being more contemporary, the capitalization projects a corporate attitude as opposed to a government entity -- reflective of the new PENNDOT customers appreciate."

PENNDOT is a funny name.

by Poor, Poor Rocket April 1, 2004

penaldog

a penaldog, or penaldogs, are the retarded 5yr old fans of the tapin and penalty merchant penaldo who cant comprehend that the real goat is lionel messi. these fans usually get bantered by smart football fans who knows that football isnt only about goals. these penaldogs say that goals are everything because they know if they bring assists, dribbles and playmakings into the talk, messi will mop the floor with penaldo's career.

penaldog: goals are everything, they win you games
smart football fan: u cant make a goal without an assist kid, unless u can solo dribble like the great messi, unlike penaldo who can only score from tapins and pens.

by Smart Football Fan June 23, 2022

peadofoal

A man that has sexual relations with ponies and horses

Do you know that Shaun, he's into horses a little bit too much. I think he could be a peadofoal.

by BentleyGalJo January 30, 2015

Mash Punado

When a man has sex with a women while his genitals are not aroused and forces his limp penis and balls into a woman's vagina.

I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, but she still wanted to have sex, so I just gave her the Mash Punado to shut her up.

by Diesel Goes to Hollywood May 25, 2009

Peladophobia

Someone who has a fear of bald people

i have Peladophobia! o know! Help! Gasp!

by dipshit bitch June 11, 2006