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pedogree

A document legally showing that one is a pedophile.
Or, the state of being a registered pedophile/child molester.
Haha man, told you not to fuck that kid. Now you've got a pedogree!
by Andrea Grudis January 3, 2008
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Pedognome

Similar to a Pedobear, the Pedognome is a Gnome who sexually enjoys young children. They often live in packs.
That Pedognome is really checking that kid out!
by Apmo246 November 29, 2011
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Pendog

An animal that is a half penguin, half dog. It will not move unless its master slaps it on the bottom multiple times. Once it does move, it will shake and flay around in a motion similar to a seizure in an attempt to run away. Their thicc rear ends wobble like a fresh bowl of jello and make it impossible to move on their own. Once provoked the Pendog will shake only its large rear legs in an attempt to kick the attacker and run away. Pendog's anatomy prevents it from moving without a human dragging it on a leash.
Person 1: Wow dude, your Pendog is real cute!
Person 2: Thanks mate, go on and slap its thicc ass!
Person 1: That shit be jigglin' respectfully.
by pendogfromantarctica1 June 13, 2021
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pigdog

A classless, tasteless, ugly person usually from the suburbs. See chav.
Those pigdogs from the suburbs!
by BeeZee June 24, 2005
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pigdog

Someone who can drink you under the talble again, and again.
You can't keep up with us pigdogs.
by .Chris. .Ryan. April 9, 2008
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Pigdog

A three-legged dog that inhales it's food
What a Pigdog...
by pigdog March 1, 2004
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Pedogamy

When a male individual is in a serious relationship with or marries a woman who is much too young for this male individual.
Pedogamy: John, a 75 year old man, is in a pedogamous relationship with Jane, a 21 year old girl.
by MonsterJikl August 21, 2010
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