Peenut

When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.

Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.

Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."

Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"

Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"

Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."

Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".

Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."

by Pantieraid May 20, 2016

Peeturd

Derogatory name for a Peter. Derived from Pee and turd.

This is my friend, Peeturd.

by KikiLand! January 13, 2008

peequel

Needing to urinate again after having gone recently; a sequel to your pee

You shouldn't rush a person while they're taking a dump—now I gotta go back for a peequel.

by bmovement August 17, 2010

peeuke

The combination of pee and puke.

This occurs when ferocious vomiting from heavy alcohol consumption induces an almost always near capacity bladder to expel urine despite the persons best efforts to contain there own piss.

Did you see that wasted dude peeuke at the bar lastnight?!

She peeuked and nobody would tough her except for her own toilet.

by Hellafide August 1, 2010

Peeluds

Short for "Armapeludsy"

Peeluds

by Soft January 17, 2013

pezzum

Its a bird like animal with a tiny brain. Usually it’s hit by a car.

Oh no I just hit a pezzum

by Titan08 September 4, 2020

Peepus

A funny name for a penis

It's great to date another woman so you can fuck a silicone glow-in-the-dark peepus

by Animalperson March 16, 2021