peenieweenie

male reproductive organ that is inserted into a womanly reprodictive organ, or the poop shoot, or the hand, or in Apple Pie like, in american pie. or the mouth. or your turkey sandwich during your lunch break. or the ear. or the belly button if you are a blonde male who cant find your girlfriends hole. or the nostril: causing nostrillic seapage. or the pencil sharpener if you are suicidal. or a fan if you like chop suey. or a role of tape for your first grade art project. an electrical outlet if you're kinky. or your mom. wherever.

The strippers took off their g-string and out popped their peenieweenie!

by nicolley August 17, 2006

Teeny Weenie Peenie Club

To have a small Phallus, Dick, or Penis

YO That guy from last night was definitely part of the Teeny Weenie Peenie Club

by mehble November 26, 2010

peentential

The potential of a good penis.

That man's peentential is off the charts, did you see his bulge?

by tlights March 31, 2017

Peenie weenie

When you can see the outline of a phone sized dick through a guys shorts, or a quarter of a boner.

Logan's peenie weenie is very disturbing.

by Peenieweenielover101 October 23, 2017

Short peenie

A dick that is so small that it is classified as a peenie and a short peenie is a chode but smaller than visible

That dude probably has a short peenie

by Jdjehduehd January 31, 2019

Peenie Dinker

A penis.

Look at the tiny peenie dinker on that guy.

by Monkeypox69 June 20, 2009

teeny weenie peenie

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

by keepkosher December 15, 2011