Patty Cakes

A man who is not pre-school educated

Spatch is such a patty cakes

by sonz69696969 December 17, 2008

post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

patty watty cakes

chode man

“hes so cute”
“thats cause its patty watty cakes”

by pattywattylover44 April 11, 2022

patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)

"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."

by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014

ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!

by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer November 18, 2015

Patty Cake

When two men fuck a girl from both ends while playing patty cake with each other.

"That was a mean patty cake session last night with you and jessie."

by Poise King February 16, 2019

Patty cakes

A face that has chubby cheeks with no other face fat.

Person A: i miss her normal face before the lipo. Her cheeks look super unnatural now.

Person B: what? No way, the Patty cakes look is way better.

by peachy_bro July 23, 2019