Aaron’s Patio

When you haven’t been laid for 8 months

I’m going through a bit of an Aaron’s patio

by Meniscus January 2, 2022

fart patio

A outside place in a house or apartment such as a patio or stoop where people go to pass gas after a heavy or gaseous meal.

"Fart Patio - This Way" (sign in novelty shop)

by al-in-chgo July 15, 2015

patio bitches

Used when describing an area/place consisting only of fat/ugly bitches.

Nathan: Mike come hang out with me and all these fly bitches
Mike: okay
(later)
Mike: WTF, these are all patio bitches Nathan
Nathan: (sigh) I know.

by Peters November 25, 2005

Patio Beer

An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops that is consumed while on a paved outside area that adjoins a house, used for dining or recreation (an inner courtyard typical of traditional Spanish houses).

No one can resist the temptation of a patio beer on a hot summer day.

by Gumby777 August 13, 2011

gypsy's patio

the house of a person who does witchcraft

Dude: How was your date last nite

Other Dude: Yo son that shit was scary there was mad candles and shrunken heads and shit I swear the bitch had a gypsy's patio

by Deeze Muthafucking Nuts August 24, 2007

Patio Drinker

Someone who enjoys nothing more than sitting out on a patio, on a beautiful sunny day, drinking.

Bob is a patio drinker, he has been patioing everyday this week.

by beercules September 16, 2013

Patio Kid

A teenager who spends their time on the patio of their high school, usually by skating there.

“He’s such a patio kid - all he does is smoke shit after school.”

by TacoMaster33 November 25, 2020