patina

The term that antique appraisers and collectors use to describe wordrust/word or age on an old object to try to increase its value.

"My 85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham has a very nice patina on it."
"No! Don't buff out the patina on my Grandma's chastity belt you idiot!"

by meetoo September 6, 2003

Pitino'd

Ejaculating in 15 seconds

I hadn't gotten laid in 3 months and Pitino'd a hot chick the other night at Porcini. Pretty embarrassing.

by Louisvilleisashithole July 31, 2010

Al Pacino

Possibly the greatest actor of all time in Western culture.
Has won only one Academy Award, the following list is the films he should have won an Oscar for:

The Godfather
Serpico
The Godfather Part II
Dog Day Afternoon
...And Justice for All
Scarface
Carlito's Way

Should have gotten a nom for The Devil's Advocate and Heat.
Now, the following is a list of actors who won instead of Pacino and their films:

Joel Grey for Cabaret ( Give me a break )
Jack Lemmon for Save The Tiger ( Stewie Griffin Laugh )
Art Carney for Harry and Tonto ( A man and his cat....WTF? )
Jack Nicholson for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ( understandable )
Dustin Hoffman for Kramer vs Kramer ( AHAHAHAHA, BS! )
Robert Duvall for Tender Mercies ( This beat Scarface...how? )
Tom Hanks for Philadelphia ( Right.....yeaaaaaah )

There's only one word to describe Pacino's lack of Academy Awards, Pure Hollywood Bullshit.

" Al Pacino Is The Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived! "

" Pacino kicks the crap out of everybody "

" Pacino has managed to perfect the role of an Honest Cop, a Gangster, a Lawyer with a conscience, a Drug Lord, A Theif and a Mafia Boss. For this, he deserves respect, a shit load of respect. "

by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006

al pacino

I will always remember him as tony montana, even though he has many other great performances.

Should have won best actor for scarface.

by Adrian January 8, 2005

patio homes

One story residences, usually built on a concrete slab. Often billed as "Condominiums" they are built in pairs with the garages towards the middle.

Many elderly people live in patio homes.

Much beautiful open space is being cleared to build patio homes.

Patio homes are blighting the landscape and are the result of poor planning.

Each pair of patio homes built in a development looks exactly the same as the last.

Every bit of open space in the Louisville area is being cleared for more patio homes.

by DXR57MK4W817 June 20, 2008

Patio scab

The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.

Hey patio scab, stop polishing your Harley and get me a beer

by froggy49 April 18, 2009

patinaed

When one experiences a pressure build up in a glass tube when making BHO causing the contents to spray all over one's face and body. The green flour like effect resembles a patina.

Damn it I've been patinaed!!! How will I make my BHO and why does everything smell green??

by WESTmanBHO July 31, 2011