Paying Dimes

Constipation.

From the Latin, "Here I Sit Broken Hearted, Paid A Dime and Only Farted".

"Man, you'd think after the three bowls of chili I'd be able to lay some cable, but I was just paying dimes."

by Squapity August 19, 2013

Panting

The process to putting on pants.

I am PANTING in my room.

by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2022

Piss patina

The fine rust located on bathroom urinals. A result of the semi-acidic nature of urine and poor aim. Common in run down gas or service stations.

"Man that was a nasty piss patina at Quick Trip."

by SaintSAW December 27, 2009

Paving the Rainforest

To shave, and/or trim your pubes extensively.

Zack: "Hey dude, whats up?"
Sam: "Not much man, I got a big date tonight so im just paving the rainforest."
Zack: "Ahh, sweet deal. Can I help?"

by Captain Spense November 10, 2008

Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

Ryan Patino

That dirty little cum slut who says he will be right back and comes back 3 hours later

Ryan Patino: I’ll be right back

1:20pm
Me: ok
4:20pm
Ryan Patino: I’m back, sorry I watched 2 movies

Me: you’re gay

by Luke “Daddy” Hansen May 15, 2019

Peating

The act of pooping while eating. Pooping + Eating = Peating.

Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me peating. I asked her to give me a blumpkin and she went for it.

by Enlie10 August 23, 2011