pathethic

pa•theth•ic adjective an artificial word composed of pathetic and ethic, describing someone’s pitiful moral conception.

Wow! Have you heard how he rejected his friend for no reason? That is really pathethic.

by pathethic January 11, 2009

Patheticity

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

by Michael November 13, 2003

patheticality

A pathetic act or the actions of a pathetic person.

Brad: "we lost the game due to a patheticality."

Dave: "yeah, too bad Johnny can't run AND dribble!"

by kangah May 14, 2009

Patheticalness

1) The act of being pathetical
2) A word to describe the act of being a person who acts so pathetically that their name becomes the definition of pathetic.

Dude, that guy is such an asshole, the patheticalness meter on him must be off the charts!!

by dasmann March 28, 2010

Pathetic Beta Male

Only hecking retards that play Fortnite can be called this derogatory term.

Pewdiepie: What do you think I am? Some kind of Pathetic beta Male?

by I Shagged Yer Mum June 2, 2018

Pathead

When you're head is completely shaven; bald; bic'd.

Underneath all that hair, you got that pathead.

by Skyhighness February 26, 2011

pathetic rebound fuck

A person (guy or girl) who immediately starts dating someone who just out of a serious relationship. This person is usually there on the 'rebound' to fill the void left by the previous significant other.

Liz just broke up with her boyfriend of three years and now Jeff's dating her. He's a pathetic rebound fuck.

by IWasSayingBoourns October 18, 2007