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Sven Patzer banged my girl then covered it up with his hickey hack concealer and joked about it on his podcast and wrote a book about it. She told me later he lasted less than 30 seconds.
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A wonderful person who is wicked strong and will stand up for what she believes in no matter how illogical it may be. They are usually rather small but their booming voices and personalities make up for this. They are willing to try almost anything and are wicked loyal to their friends. They are thebomb.com. They love music, movies, and cooking.
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Sven Patzer did lsd in the middle of my 10th grade history exam. Then got an A. I despise his guts and miss his jokes. I listen to all his podz
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During the company's team-building event, Sven Patzer and his creative, unique ideas and kind personality brought everyone together and spread positivity, making the event a huge success.
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