Pat Robertson

A televangelist prick who abuses christianity to gain wealth, generally by exploiting the guilty, fearful, and or gullible people of america by ranting about how they are all going to hell if they don't send him money. It would be better for the whole world if this dude was capable of suffocating, seeing as he hasn't died from having his head shoved up his own ass.

Lee: Hi, my name's Lee.

Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.

Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.

Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*

by Johan The Destroyer November 11, 2012

Pat Daly

The biggest player anyone will ever meet. The guy every girl should avoid..but the guy every girl wants

Girl 1: Are you going out with Pat Daly?
Girl 2: No...I know i shouldnt but i want him so much!

by patsusedtobelover<3 October 18, 2010

OG Pat

The dopest freshest kid seen at kato. Often seen reppin all white shorts and t shirts. Also wherever he is seen a flock of women follow him. Word is if you look at him while he walks the streets he will curb stomp your ass. Currently working on his rap game expect his first album, "the Seemuth" hitting clubs in December.

"Is that OG pat?"
"Yeah, lets get the fuck out of his way"

by dopeboyfresh171 October 23, 2012

pat pounding

pat pounding is where you and someone shag for so long you literally feel as if youve been pounded.

friend 1: courgh i had a proper shag lastnight. friend2: pat pounding?

by pat 101 April 16, 2017

pat robertson

An asshole that has somehow gotten his own T.V. show on some crappy channel. It's called the 700 club but it should really be called The Neo Nazi Movement In Disguise But The Sheep That Watch It Are To Busy Sitting There With Their Thumbs Up Their Asses To Know Any Better show.

A typical ranting of this lunatic is that lesbians/gays/athiests/muslims/and just about everyone else who is not a christian are the decay of western society and they should not be allowed in to office.

On top of that he claims to be able to help "heal" people by communicating to god on thier behalf on his TV show.

Pat Robertson is such an asshole! I dont know how people believe that dribble that he spews forth everyday on his show.

by mud January 17, 2004

pat keys

Just wants an apology.

“We’ve found your old tweets, apologise to Pat Keys!”

by MontyPanesar June 30, 2020

quick pat

An open-palmed slap or blow.

"My girlfriend was freaking out so I had to give her a quick pat on the cheek to shut her up."

"That woman needs to give her brat a quick pat on the butt."

"I didn't HIT her, it was just a quick pat."

by supermagic8ball April 17, 2010