Paranormal Snacktivity

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.

Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

by indie_indeed March 3, 2011

paranavigilant

being paranoid and vigilant at the same exact time

working hard to keep Thomas paranavigilant

by MyChemicallyImbalancedRomance September 26, 2019

partner marking

Wiping the juice from ones sexual organs on to there partners skin or clothing to leave there mark/scent to alert others there in a relationship and to keep away

Sarah... Does partner marking work?

Amy... Yes he'll stink like a ripe kipper

Sarah... I think tom's cheating on me, and his out with his pals tonight.

Amy... Partner mark him! Wipe your fanny juice on his clothes, and any women who speaks to him will know his in a relationship. Partner marking works everytime

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

howdy partner

Hello, friend

Howdy, partner! Ya'll from 'round these parts?

by sa oldstyle March 29, 2004

Partner's Best

While going alone in Euchre, you swap your worst card for your partner's best card.

Player #1: Pass.
Player #2: Pass.
Player #3: Pass.
Dealer: I'm gonna pick this heart up and go alone, Partner's Best. Here, have my sucky nine of spades.
Player #2: Alright, have my right bower.

by Fitzman June 8, 2009

Pandemic Paranoia

An “over the top” response to the Covid-19 Pandemic that causes a person to take what appears to be extreme measures.

Sadly, her Pandemic Paranoia was so entrenched that she could not venture out into the world without making a complete fool of herself!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Cellular Paranoia

When a person feels like everyone decided to hate them all at once because no matter who they call or text, no one will respond. Generally this is followed by the person calling every single contact in their phonebook, in order to alleviate the condition. Some will also call others off a different person's phone, to see if they are actually being ignored.

Marry had a horrible case of Cellular Paranoia; she called everyone she knew from a payphone to see if they would answer.

by crazytexan182 December 23, 2009