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Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.
Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!
by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023
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side-partin' martin

someone who has a side-parting; a hairstyle popularised largely by adolf hitler, although there is no evidence to suggest he invented it.

not necessarily a derogatory term, although it usually is.
"have you met sian's new boyfriend?"
"oh what, side-partin' martin? yeah, he's actually bare safe!"
by smyphilis October 30, 2008
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parting

Spreading of the ass cheeks to allow for penetration of the asshole.
Parting allows my mans cock to easily enter my ass.
by Ibisfan1 April 8, 2016
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parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!
buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff
by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006
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Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.
Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.
by Arkell December 9, 2008
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Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.
"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"
by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007
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middle parting

John “ew, have seen his/her hair! It has a middle parting in it!”
The bitch “omg, what a slag...”
by Loooooooooololololololol spam December 22, 2017
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