Pantssexual

you are sexually attracted to pants stop why

Dumbass-im pantssexual
His mum- Go touch grass

by Alice69420 March 7, 2022

pharasexual

A person who has an uncanny sexual attraction towards homeless people, colloquially called pharas in South Africa.

Phaphs unknowingly revealed that she's a pharasexual when she told Elon that she'd sleep with a phara.

by romnewz May 24, 2023

pandasexual

Pretty simple here. When you only identify as someone who has sex with pandas, but you accept all different forms of sexuality. The difference between pansexual and pandasexual is that you have a lust for anything white and black, you are exceptionally biracial. Pandasexual will bring everyone together...

Todd: Hey man let's go to the zoo today!
Pierce: Yeah man...I am feeling it.
Todd: What do you mean man?
Pierce: Pandas man. I need more pandas. I am on a dry spell.
Todd: Ugh I forgot you're pandasexual.
Pierce: I just came...in my panda...I mean pants...

by austinramenvegan November 9, 2017

pandasexual

having no sex drive or sexual orientation whatsoever.

person #1: does so and so like boys or girls?

person #2: neither. they're pandasexual.

by kit2552785554 November 6, 2011

parasexual

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.

I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

pentasexual

being attracted to 5 things; inanimate objects, boys, girls, animals, and hermafidites(half boy and girl)

Oh my fucking god, that dudes a pentasexual.

by PrincessofHell March 24, 2003

Pereasexual

Pereasexual is a person who is a attracted to the football player that goes by the name Juan Jose Perea.This person may be attracted to Perea because of his face, personality,hair or his ability to play football.
Perea has played in the clubs Panathinaikos,Volos,Pas Giannina and now playes in the German team Vfb Stuttgart.

Person 1: This guy has a perea jersey he must be pereasexual!
Person 2:Yeah what a weirdo

by crawbear August 31, 2022