Rusty Parsnip

A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.

"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."

"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."

"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"

"Get ready,babe."

"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."

"Take it,сука."

"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"

*Screams of vegetable pleasure*

"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."

"Take a bite,while I get wet."

*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*

"How does it taste,Vlad?"

"Fucking grim."

by ado4 February 22, 2015

Parsippany

Basically an indian ghetto

Ayo Bapu lets go to parsippany

by TTTTHHYYYYY September 23, 2018

Paranipples

when you're sucking on a goth's tit and she goes oooooo, because she's dead inside.

I was sucking on her tit, then I realised she had paranipples because she was dead.

by paranipples August 7, 2018

parsippany high school

The crappiest high school ever. Located in Parsippany, New Jersey alongside lake hiawatha. This high school is full of pot heads, crackheads, cocksuckers,sluts, INDIANS, and stupid gullible hall monitors known as double O and Miss B. This school is very cheap and cannot afford actual heating, even though there are large heaters in every classroom, they always blow out cold air in the winter. The ceilings all leak even when it doesn't rain, and today one fell upon Jakearchambault. Our school has the cutest mice ever that run through the hallways. Save The Elephants!!! Cock

"Heyy! how was school today?"
"School way gay."
"chyeah bro, lets stick a pencil in the ceiling."
"YESSS!!!!!!"
"then later we can go to the path and get high!"
"word. Bro."
"I love going to Parsippany high school."

by Mike Gatto April 29, 2008

parsnips

Being partial to an idea. Not quite in full agreement of what was said or done.

Guy 1: So what did you think of the new comic turned movie, the Watchmen?
Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how the story line progressed.

by toastonrye March 31, 2009

Parsippany Hills High School

PHHS is one of the most oppressive high schools in Parsippany, New Jersey. It is located next to St. Christopher's Church and across from Brooklawn Middle School. PHHS is a high school where the 1st amendment of the constitution was used to wipe Dr. G's butt. You can't speak your mind and your freedom of speach is stripped from you. Its a circular school so you can't get lost but it smells like wet dog and fart everywhere you turn. It is full of potheads, druggies, alcoholics, and sluts. These girls need to be tested on the daily. PHHS is one of the wealthiest schools in Morris County, but is run by an evil dictator.

Dr. G: Talk about the administration one more time and you will be suspended!
Student: But I was just using my freedom of speech.
Dr. G: Freedom of speech and all other constitutional rights are not allowed here atParsippany Hills High School!!

by Complainer April 24, 2012

parsippany

Parsippany or P-town is a municipality in Morris County, one of the wealthiest counties in the US. Contrary to public opinion, it is not the ghetto of Morris County as many claim it is; that would be Dover. I grew up and went to school here and I can say with confidence that my teachers have taught and prepared me well for college and life. My alma mater (PHHS) might not have had the highest average SAT scores but it did have dedicated teachers who never ceased to challenge me and who have helped mold me into the person I am today. And o yea, PHHS Acadec team owns.

Person: Hahahaha. You live in P-town? Parsippany is soooo ghetto.
Parsippany resident: Well actually there isn't widespread poverty or crime. I have no idea what you're talking about.

by thatguywashere September 21, 2005