1)Someone who is extremely mediocre at golf.
1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"

Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."
by Captain Tiddlywinks November 16, 2010
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Something you spend half your gas on.
Tom was frustrated by the lack of parking lots at his school and decided to drive his car through the dean's office.
by Melville_the_Millipede January 15, 2006
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To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.
I like to park it with big bosoms.
by carlathebeautiful April 23, 2013
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n. Where, at night (or during the day when kids aren't around) people, usually teenagers, go to smoke weed and/or drink.

v. To go to a park and ingest marijuana and/or alcohol.
Hey, want to go get high in that park?

Hey, want to park tonight?
by BehindtheL October 20, 2010
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Also meaning Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. Hundreds hang out, buy/smoke pot, drink and sleep there. All the inhabitants commonly just refer to it as 'the Park'
Hey Dude, I've got 3 40's so Ill meet you at our camp back in THE PARK.
by loodog the great dog July 1, 2009
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To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.
"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"

"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
by sexycheese July 6, 2009
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In golf, to make a great shot, inches from the hole.
Golfer #1 "Okay, partner, let me see you park it."
Golfer#2 "Hell, I'm just gonna make it."
by UCSteve November 27, 2016
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