B:Hey man I have a funny idea for Urban Dictionary
D:Dont worry it wont get accepted because of Parker
B:damn
D:Dont worry it wont get accepted because of Parker
B:damn
by Kiikle April 26, 2020

He is a funny and cat-loving person that you can count on. He maybe has light blue eyes with light brown hair.
by Celine P. June 1, 2017

by tredd123456789 November 28, 2013

parker is an amazing guy and friend. he never fails to put a smile on your face and is the best at giving advice. he is there for you no matter what you are going through and normally likes girls with the opposite hair and eyes as him. he is very likeable once you get to know him and is very easy to fall in love with. he gives the best hugs ever and is fun to be around. he is very athletic and good at every sport. he is also very popular and is friends with everyone. he never gets boring to talk to and never runs out of things to talk about. if you ever meet a parker make sure not to let him go because there is no one else like him in the world.
by parker’s bestie October 2, 2018

parkers are kind and caring and listen to other people the irony is that they are usually depressed and seek attention
by WyomingTheWordGuru June 27, 2019

Someone who will blaze you without asking anything in return. they are one of the coolest types of people in the world.
Tom: Shit man, I don't have any weed or any money to buy any
Greg: Yo, thats okay, come with me I will blaze you
Tom: Thanks man you rule! You are such a parker!
Greg: Yo, thats okay, come with me I will blaze you
Tom: Thanks man you rule! You are such a parker!
by brandon420 January 10, 2008

This is a manly beast. The dick is like those ripe, hard bananas in the store. If you date a Parker, he is the one and only. He's cuter than any boy named Jackson.
by Lover of Parker March 21, 2017
