Parker Luck

Named for the hero of Spider-Man; refers to the kind of fortune where small victories are overshadowed by crushing demoralizing setbacks. This trait may be heriditary in Spider-Man's case, as his parents were successful CIA agents but died in an plane crash.

"My aunt is in a coma, I'm a fugitive from the law, and I can't help but feel something bad is about to happen to my marriage...damn this Parker Luck!"

by onimaruxlr November 26, 2007

Kai Parker

Kai is a misunderstood character on the vampire diaries. He's been abused his whole life and when he finally snapped, his family finally had a reason to send him away. When he met Bonnie and Damon he acted "annoying" because he hadn't talked to anyone in 18 years. And when he tried to apologize to Bonnie he was good but she left him. He's the way he is because no one gave him a chance. Kai is sweet, funny, and adorable once you get to know him. He's the boy who just wanted to be loved.

Person: who's that
Me: Kai Parker

Damon: you mean sociopath

Me: Kai really nice once you get to know him!
Damon: more like annoying

Me: that's because you never gave him a chance!

by Suckmycockadoodledoo December 24, 2020

Peter Parker

A pile of dust

Peter Parker was hot even when he was dust

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018

Peter Parkered

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

packers out for harambe

A term used by trans guys. Dicks out for harambe, but not quite. A packer is a fake dick that trans guys use.

Dave: Packers out for harambe!
Sally: Please stop.

by CumKardashian May 1, 2017

Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing

A Double Clitoral Hood Piercing

I recently got my “Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing”!

by AlaskaTO January 3, 2020

pig parker

Someone who parks the car outside the lines of the parking space.

Larry David: you happy with that park?

pig parker: yeah, what's wrong with it?

Larry David: you're way over the line. You know what you are?

pig parker: what am I?

Larry David: You're a fucking pig parker!

by potterfreak98 July 29, 2012