Parker’s are amazing people that are very sneaky in bed. Never let a parker go. They have massive genitals and make a girl scream. They are always freak athletes that die legends.
by Thotslayer February 10, 2018
Get the Parker mug.the sweetest hottest guy ever. he maybe conceded have a huge ego and talk like a man whore sometimes. but he gets around girls so funny really nice sensitive. if a parker likes you go for it. it will be the best decision you will ever make. i didnt and i regret it sooo much.
girl 1- parker asked me out
girl 2- what did you say
girl 1- no, he is super conceded
girl 2- big mistake, you will regret it
girl 1- no way
one year later
girl 2- look how happy parker and his girlfriend are
girl 1- i know that could have been me but i said no
girl 2- told you you would regret it
girl 2- what did you say
girl 1- no, he is super conceded
girl 2- big mistake, you will regret it
girl 1- no way
one year later
girl 2- look how happy parker and his girlfriend are
girl 1- i know that could have been me but i said no
girl 2- told you you would regret it
by takeluck December 3, 2010
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by qwerty man cute fark June 9, 2017
Get the Parker mug.An absoloute legend with rather marvellous music taste, quality banter, perfect facial hair and enormous sex appeal. There is however, in most cases, an awkward silence when he claims to be awesome.
by FlumpyMcFlump June 27, 2010
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D:Dont worry it wont get accepted because of Parker
B:damn
D:Dont worry it wont get accepted because of Parker
B:damn
by Kiikle April 26, 2020
Get the Parker mug.He is a funny and cat-loving person that you can count on. He maybe has light blue eyes with light brown hair.
by Celine P. June 1, 2017
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