pajamping

When women get their faces and hair dolled up to leave the house but stay in the pajama pants and tops they slept in. Usually wearing Uggs or flip flops and big sunglasses.

Guy: Hey babe wanna go to breakfast?

Girl: No sweetie I just wanna chill in my pajamas this morning.

Guy: That's ok honey you can just go pajamping this morning.

Girl: Ok give me 10 minutes to put my face on and do my hair and we'll leave!

by eastbaydj May 6, 2014

Parading the Pope

When someone is driving a naked guy around in the back seat and he is jerking off. Must be done midday.

That guy is parading the pope.

by Papageorgi0 September 12, 2018

Penis-Propping

Propping up the flaccid penis of an unconcious male, using such objects as popsicle sticks and medical tape, so as to have sex with said unconcious male

Jonny B. was penis-propped in his sleep, but woke up horrified in the middle of the act.

by William McMilliam July 23, 2005

Plapping

The act of gently slapping a mostly flaccid penis upon the forehead, cheek, or other part of the face of another consenting adult.

Todd: “Gee Loadie, I think you’re swell. May I plap you?”
Loadie: “That would be great! I love a good plapping in the morning!”

by Mando Machine June 7, 2021

paranoing

The state of being paranoid

You are paranoing me to a point of insanity.

by BTAS-K July 31, 2004

Plapping

The act of flapping ones hand vigorously against a vagina for pleasure. Pleasure + flapping = plapping

Tom: Damn that bitch Victoria has a right crusty snatch.
Charlotte: I know I saw her last night in the corner of jerome's getting a good plapping from the DJ!

by Foamo May 12, 2011

parping

Pooping really hard

hey, do you have that pic of 6ix9ine parping?

by smokinant January 6, 2022