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paranoid

your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and suspect the unexpected but it's your fucking neighbour.
paranoid person: oh fuck no, it might a murder on the loose so you arm yourself *opens door*

neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down
by david.strakos November 18, 2022
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Trevor Dobson is a paranoid neighborhood watch member
by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023
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Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?
Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
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Paranoid Park

Notorious street park in Portland OR frequented by homeless kids and drug dealers. In the film of the same name the burnside skatepark was renamed Paranoid Park for artistic purposes.
Let's go buy drugs at paranoid park.
by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010
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paranoid fantasy

The act of reading multiple dark motives into other peoples actions without verification.

Feeling socially and emotionally insecure to point of deciding the world is against you.

Thinking like a victim whilst displaying extreme, irrational distrust of others.
Cindy didn't invite me to her party and I went into a paranoid fantasy until I realised she HAD emailed me an invite and it was caught in my inbox junk folder....phew!
by Zeddie August 1, 2009
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Paranoid Android

Originally used to describe the character Marvin in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books and radio plays. Marvin was a robot with emotions, namely: depression. His sorrowful life was your good time!

It was also a hit song by Radiohead on their third album, OK Computer. Both the name of the album, the song name and a line of the lyrics of the song are taken from Hitchhiker's Guide.
Marvin's most well-known line was "Life...don't talk to me about life"

The line in Radiohead - Paranoid Android that was a tribute to HHGTTG was "When I am king, you will be first against the wall"
by CannedLizard August 26, 2004
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Paranoid Flush

The act of becoming so paranoid you flush your stash. In extreme cases and with minors, the move may also include alcohol, which is a real shame.
Dude, somebody calm down Alex before he does a paranoid flush.
by Nick D. March 24, 2007
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