a big ass paragraph

I don't like it, I never liked it, and if this is all you're gonna text me over summer after radio silence from you then first and you, Rosie, e.t.c had be to be so absorbed in my romantic life, my personal life, my WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, you had to find pictures of me from YEARS AGO, FUCKING YEARS, to bring back and show me and everybody else because i was so fucking ugly and so fucking fat you guys couldnt just keep the shit ñto yourselves, everybody had to see, everyone had to know what i looked like in 5th to 6th grade having as much fun as possible, I wanted to make memories so I took pictures of myself making those memories, but for the same reason of you ass hats i stopped taking those pictures, my camera roll is purely screenshots, i dont take pictures of myself anymore because of people like yall, alright now I know I went on a tangent but this has been sitting in me for a while and now you out of the blue send me that shit, kinda makes me mad yknow? But really, don't text me, ask me to hop on house party, call me on here, e.t.c, ANY way of contacting me, if this is all you are gonna send

Kevin sends you a big ass paragraph like this when he fucking hates you

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

bomb paragraph

a paragraph that makes someones day and helps boost self esteem. that person spent time and effort writing this paragraph and put love into it

"Wow! That was sure a bomb paragraph you wrote last night."

by lacrosse101 April 19, 2015

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."

"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

by rastyhaf March 9, 2019

Intro Paragraph

A nicely formed ass. Either big or small, round or tight, it has to be on a girl though. Do not mistake this for a girl that is big as an elephant. This is an exceptional ass that is rare

That girl over there got a nice intro paragraph. You should hop on it

by Intro Puff May 21, 2009

PEARLC Paragraph

The best way to structure a GCSE English Language + Literature essay

P-oint
E-vidence
A-nalysis
R-eader Response
L-ink to Question
C-onnect to Context

Teacher: Okay, we are looking at Macbeth, How does Lady Macbeth portray ambition in this scene? Write a PEARLC Paragraph to conclude this

Students: Yes Miss/Sir

by Kstackz September 20, 2020

This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word

The word means the word

The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.

But...

In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.

Eg. This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word

by Dymphywthym May 8, 2023

urban paragraph

1. Denoting the action in which someone would write a large amount of text equating to one of an entire paragraph for a single definition. The aforementioned definition does not require being properly segregated into 3-5 paragraphs in order to classify as an Urban Paragraph, of which would instead meet the criteria for an Urban Encyclopedia. It merely requires just two paragraphs complete with 1. A definition complete with an extremely verbose general description of the word or phrase, and 2. An example of the aforementioned word or phrase.

1. Person 1: wtf? why is this definition a whole urban paragraph? i ain't reading this!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021