Paradox 

The collection of two docks

American Middle-Man: Man! That guys so rich he has a paradox!!
American Middle-Man #2: Couldn't have bailed us out could he?

Paradox by JoeManx June 2, 2009

paradox 

1: Something that contradicts itself , eg:
You need A to get B. You cant get A without having B.

2: A popular Hacking/Cracking team which makes keygens and warez. Their programs often have catchy techno loops in the background.

1: You need a to get to B.
You cant get A without having B.

2: I always use Paradox, for keygens and cool shit. They are so leet, but you dont hear much from em anymore. =/

paradox by my kjones June 20, 2006

paradox 

A situation which theoretically should not be able to exist but in reality does; a self-contradiction.

You have to have a permit to drive a car, but you can't get a permit until you've driven a car--that's a paradox.

paradox by Laur June 22, 2003

paradox 

A sound logical argument leading to a contradiction.

Russell's Paradox is a good example. Russell poses the question: "If R is a set of all sets which don't contain themselves, does R contain itself?" If it does, then it doesn't. If it doesn't, then it does.

paradox by Colin Wetherbee June 24, 2003

Paradox 

Something too damn complicated to explain and therefore irrelevant, especially when someone uses it all the time without actually knowing what it means.

Gina: Did you see the dog jump in front of the truck?

Annoying Guy 1: I know, it's such a paradox.

Gina- Rolls eyes

Paradox by Insert Clever Name Here January 23, 2013

Paradox 

"dox" night club for teens in west Baltimore under the bridge, hangout spot, big party

rey be at the dox tonight if you see me speak!
paradox rey be turnt tonight

Paradox by 410thrax January 20, 2015

paradox 

A catch-22 of sorts. Basically, it means that something counterintuitive to common sense's dictations could be potentially true as well....or in layman's terms, a no-win situation.

You need A for B, but you must have B first to get A.

paradox by Shawn B. June 27, 2003