Papa Smurf

When you choke yourself till you're blue and masturbate at the same time.

"Last night i tried a papa smurf and I almost passed out, but then i came"

by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008

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Derogatory term for a male's uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

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Pap smir? PAPA SMURF!

Rat Dick.

by Bwian Boyke March 28, 2003

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Papa Smurf

B.K.A. Calvin G. Carrier II, Born in Beaumont, Tx. President and CEO of Koheba Records

That boy Papa Smurf and them Kohebas was doing it big last nite

by Calvin Carrier May 13, 2006

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I disagree with everyone. A Papa Smurf is when you're giving to the girl from behind, and similar to the Donkey Punch, you knock them in the back of the head. This causes a knockout, and while passed out, shaving of the pubic hair and a dunk in a blue toilet bowl commences. After placing the pubic hair across her wet, blue face creating a mustache, she has become a smurf, and you're her daddy! haha

Bob pulled a Papa Smurf last night on that heinous bitch.

by Kevin ENG December 13, 2008