pandicorn

a panda with a unicorn horn on its head, four (unofficial) species, common pandicorn, rainbow pandicorn, rainbow winged pandicorn, and the red pandicorn. All of these can be found on google.

60% Panda, 30% Unicorn, and 10 % sparkles

I saw a pandicorn flying by yesterday. It was farting rainbows.

by BunnyLuv16 March 12, 2017

pangit

Tagalog for unattractive, or ugly

Hoy! Ate, look! Cutie cute cute lalaki diba?
Ay jusko! Hindi na! Ang pangit mo!

by Rawkxr0lJesxCore September 5, 2008

Pandiculation

This is what happens when you wake up in the morning and stretch. As you stretch, your muscles might go rigid for a short time, which can sometimes be uncomfortable. It also describes that wonderful, or terrible, combination of being extremely sleepy, stretching and yawning at the same time.

I had a massive pandiculation yesterday.

by i hate ur dream stan July 17, 2020

pandishgirl

A pandishgirl is a sweet shy girl who likes to be creative. She doesn’t generally go for men but when she does it’s special. She likes to stay indoors but enjoys climbing too. She is a gentle nature lover who loves autumn and hot chocolate.

Dude 1 : did you see that new girl!
Dude2 : cmon! She’s a pandishgirl!
Dude1: no way! We’re so lucky!

by Pandishgirl September 28, 2020

Pancit Canton

The most delicious thing you will ever eat in the Philippines
Especially the ones made by Lucky Me 👀

I ate Pancit Canton yesterday. It was delicious!

by Keqingie August 28, 2021

Water Panda (Aqueous pandias)

The Water Panda, also known by its scientific name (Aqueous pandias) is a rare indigenous creature known to reside in the small oasis of Umbrella Falls, Guyana. The Water Panda, to date, has only been seen 3-7 times in its natural habitat. The history of the Water Panda dates back to the beginning of time. Currently, there are 3 different species of aquatic pandas classified by the WPCP Water Panda Conservation Project. The fresh water panda, salt water panda and the aquatic polar panda. All of which share very similar characteristics. The Water panda mainly eats shoots and leaves but loves apples (only red ones) as well as watermelon push-pops and hate asparagus.

1. A Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want an apple and watermelon push-pop, make it red and hold the asparagus." The barman took his order and the Water Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter brought over the meal, the Water Panda ate it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...

WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.

by DFresh03 December 29, 2010

Panites

A typoo of panties done by Alex and Jack. Commonly known as the cockring'd version of panties.

Oh Papa, you love wearing my soggy panites, don't you? ;)

by 5* August 17, 2004