Helicopter parent

A retarded fuck who thinks invading their childrens life and giving them no privacy is a good idea

Person A: my helicopter parents know where I am 24/7
Person B: Dude WTF I feel so bad for you having no privacy is the worst thing on earth

by Marcel but gay December 7, 2019

Patriot Act Parent

Someone who spies on their teenage children mercilessly, secretly reading texts, emails, internet histories and facebook posts in order to attempt to know everything about their private lives.

guy 1: Dude, how did we get busted? That party spot was foolproof!

guy 2: It was Jake. His mom's a total patriot act parent, and she stole his phone and read through his texts.

by Cocktimus_Prime May 30, 2011

Pamela Anderson

"Everyone says that Pam Anderson would be nothing without her tits. That is just not true... She'd be Paris Hilton

As told by Sarah Silverman on the roast of Pam Anderson

by foo bear September 17, 2005

Pamela

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. She has the most beautiful smile ever. It's bright and sparkling and it brightens everyone's day. She is just perfect. All of the girls envy her. She is a little insecure, but she shouldn't be because she has no imperfections. There is also always one person who is always their for her and that's her bestfriend. He will always be by her side and he promises that. She loves him a lot and he does too. Pamela is just so cute.

Pamela is a girl who is just simply perfect.

by Hi. Oh. Idk. K December 9, 2012

Pamela

A Pamela is a person who is like a very rare and special souvenir in life whom you should strive to keep if you are fortunate enough to meet. A Pamela is a very loving , understanding, mature , rationale, and funny lover. You will never get bored or tired of having a friend/girlfriend named Pamela. Pamela’s are extremely cool , ,intelligent, beautiful and very sexy.

‘This girl is perfect! She is like a dream’
‘I bet her name is Pamela’

by SimonSaidKing January 26, 2021

parent aggro

Get a lot of bad attention/in trouble from your parents

"guys brb my i got huge parent aggro here"

by Scotty peters March 5, 2007

parental hypocrisy

When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.

Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."

by The Deab April 19, 2017