When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.
Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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Most often bought by sad lonely men, those organising stag nightsand male Colleage Students at the end of term
Name derived from the Beatles song Polythene Pam.
Most often bought by sad lonely men, those organising stag nightsand male Colleage Students at the end of term
Name derived from the Beatles song Polythene Pam.
A Polythene Pam being a Blow up doll, designed for sexual purposes, but used primarily for humour and comic effect.
by Angela Corke July 22, 2006
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by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 11, 2019
Get the Pam mug.Exclusive to the bajan dialect of Barbados, this term is a substitute for expletives (most commonly, rasshole). It can be used to indicate dissatisfaction with an individual, object or situation and to express awe, frustration or disgust.
This fete is bare ram pam. Leh we move from bout hey.
Translation: This party is utter rubbish. We should leave.
Doan mind he, he is a ram pam or wuh?
Translation: Pay him no attention, is he an idiot or what?
Wait! You see da? Maaaaan...wuh de ram pam!
Translation: Wait. Did you see that? Dude...WTF!
Translation: This party is utter rubbish. We should leave.
Doan mind he, he is a ram pam or wuh?
Translation: Pay him no attention, is he an idiot or what?
Wait! You see da? Maaaaan...wuh de ram pam!
Translation: Wait. Did you see that? Dude...WTF!
by Flingist May 8, 2012
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Get the pam mug.An really funny person who doesn't have to do much to make you laugh. She is only close with a few people, but will do anything for those lucky individuals. She has a softer beauty. She always has amazingly natural colored hair, such as a vibrant red. She also has amazing eyes. Sometimes it takes a lot for her to open up to you, but if you find a lot in common she will like you. She doesn't really need much socially and often pleased by simple things like food and tumblr. She can get distracted very easily but if she actually tries school can be really smart; she also has a huge procrastination issue. Pam is a rare person and often has a "spicy" personality.
Doodlelou: Wow is that Pam.
Country Winds: Yeah it is. Im so jealous even when her hair is gross it is pretty. UGGGG!
Doodlelou: She reminds me of Ed Sheeran.
Country Winds: Ya she does also her personalty reminds my of "Spicy."
Doodleou: "Spicy?" well maybe she can be Spicy ed.
Country Winds: Yeah it is. Im so jealous even when her hair is gross it is pretty. UGGGG!
Doodlelou: She reminds me of Ed Sheeran.
Country Winds: Ya she does also her personalty reminds my of "Spicy."
Doodleou: "Spicy?" well maybe she can be Spicy ed.
by Mama Zazzy October 8, 2013
Get the pam mug.the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. i love him very much. he is very respectful and carries himself well. also funny and romantic. he has lots of hobbies, which is great. he really knows how to treat a girl right.
by bbybeaw August 23, 2011
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