peteophile

A person attracted to Pete Buttigieg.

Person: I have a crush on Pete.
Other Person: Peteophile!

by Thaoh March 13, 2020

Pædophile

Someone who has a lust for children

Adam: You know that old guy who lives down the road?
Sam: Yeah?
Adam: Yeah, he’s such a pædophile - he keeps licking his lips whenever he sees my little sister!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

padophile

an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.

Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.

by fleemsleem April 2, 2010

paedophile

The Greek origin of the word means "lover of children". For this reason it was appropriated by people with sexual urges towards children (although the Greek use is far broader and most often has no sexual connotations - for instance a "Russophile" can someone who likes to visit Russia or who supports Russian foreign policy). It has now become a descriptive or hostile term for such people.

Refers to child molesters and child rapists, as well as people who view sexual images of children and those who would like to do so. Current usage makes it unclear whether it is a sexual orientation or a class of actions.

Strictly speaking, it refers only to those interested in pre-pubescent children. (Attraction to teenagers is hebephilia).

All paedophile activities which involve actual children are forms of child abuse.

by Andy August 1, 2004

paedophile

correct spelling for a man who likes or fantasises of sex with young children. Much like a vampire, he lurks in the night. When a child is struck, that child will itself become a recluse and eventually a paedophile, passing it on to any they strike. The only known cure is a stake though the heart or castration. Must be separated form 'regular' prisoners while in jail for their crimes, otheriwse their life expectancy is about 2 days before they get nonce bashed.

Dude1: A peadophile on msn tried to get me to meet up with him in the park after dark!
Dude2: I got peadophiled once when i was 5. My dad says when i'm older ill turn into one

by Gwando November 9, 2003

Paleophilia

A rare erotic condition, where one is sexually attracted to Dinosaurs and even some other prehistoric creatures like Pterosaurs.

The man wanted to become a Paleontologist, because of his Paleophilia.

by Jordan Quill April 9, 2017