Paladin

An incredible hero who, though he has a code of honor is not celibate.

In fact he is generally ridiculously good at pleasing woman and knows how to take care of them. That's why ladies dig Paladins - they can rescue them from danger and provide incredible sex.

Paladins rescue fair maidens then get sweet sweet rewards.

by palyhumper February 17, 2010

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Paladin

Sexy beasts from dungeons and dragons. Everybody wants to be like them, knights, priests and everybody you can think of. No one will ever be ike them.

"i could take him" "Dude that's a paladin, you got no chance"

by The shreky meme master April 20, 2018

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Paladin

The paladin (aka. Loladin) is a playable caracter in the game World of Warcraft. Usually played by children around the age of twelve, socially retarded young or middle aged men or gay youngsters in extreme denial, the paladin offers these group a salvation through electronical deception. The paladin player is presented with abilities which renders him virtually unbeatable in almost any situation in the game. This in-game power gives the otherwise socially dysfunctional player a false feeling of importance and indivitually that they lack in real life.

Paladin, paladin, P4l4d1n.

by Smokeblender December 28, 2005

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Paladino Eyes

When someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven't slept in three years. Usually a sign of mild insanity. Named after New York gubernatorial candidate and businessman Carl Paladino.

Girl 1: "He seems cute, you two should go out."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."

by Majic-Man October 21, 2010

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