Skip to main content

painted whore

A very sexually active girl who is "painted", aka is nothing without her make-up, fake hair extension, and plastic surgery. For most men, considered a 'quicky', and doesn't take long to move to some one else. A one night stand is all those type of girls are.
That Nicole is such a painted whore. Put more you fuckin clown. Knees hitting the ground; when he walks in, you suck him dry.
by Summer Green June 24, 2008
mugGet the painted whore mug.

Painted

To be extremely intoxicated beyond one's own knowing.
When we get to the bar, we're getting f--king painted!
by bkbiggame September 3, 2014
mugGet the Painted mug.

paiute

1. Western Native American tribe.

2. A derogatory slang word for a Native American.
Those fucking Indians came in and drank all the cheap beer.

Those fucking Paiutes came in and drank all the cheap beer.
by Justin Sutherland January 11, 2009
mugGet the paiute mug.

painted

A coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. See wrecked, trashed, bladdered, trollied and wasted.
Dude, last night I woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. We must have got totally painted.

Person 1: Glasses?
Person 2: Check
1: Ice?
2: Check
1: Various intoxicating liquors?
2: Check
1: Right, let's get painted
by Smee07 December 29, 2007
mugGet the painted mug.

Spray painted

The act of leaving marks of fecal matter on the side of the toilet bowl.
Who spray painted the upstairs bathroom?
by AdamBell2523 May 5, 2020
mugGet the Spray painted mug.

Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist

A sex position where a male comes from behind a woman standing on her head, wraps one hand around her waste, while holding a seagull by the feet. The seagull is then dipped in any liquid (diarhea in an old coffee can works wonderfully). The seagull is then stuck into the vagina and twisted in a circle while the male and female both caw vigourously.
I gave my wife a Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist for our fiftieth wedding anniversary.
by Gouda June 11, 2006
mugGet the Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist mug.

Painted pony

The sexual act of slapping your hand on your significant others ass so hard that it leaves a mark like a Native American hand print on a horses flank.
Baby tonight I am going to make you my painted pony.
by Medicinedog77 June 10, 2016
mugGet the Painted pony mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email