pinche pendejo

Fucking idiot

El es pinche pendejo

by Maya Hammond December 12, 2015

pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

pinchbrick

Used with derision as a slang term for prostitutes and unfortunates in 1800s England.

There will be one less pinchbrick on the streets of London.

by Etainn November 9, 2013

a pinch of coon shit

something or someone of very little or no value

"What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008

A Clean Pinch

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.

“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

panchodh

punjabi. literally means "sister-fucker".
essentially acts similar to calling someone a motherfucker.

synonyms. machodh (motherfucker).

you fuckin panchodh.
salla panchodh.
teri bhain di lund salliya panchodh
you stupid panchodh
shut the fuck up panchodh
panchodiya
panchodhiyo.

by Connecticut April 22, 2005

paichel

The sort of straw that opens out at the end to enable both drinking and scooping of sundaes or drinks. Typically found in Starbucks or other coffee shops. Also the only known word to rhyme with the name "Rachel."

Pass me that paichel, please, for there is still ice cream at the bottom of my glass, and i would like to retrieve it!

by RaNaAmRaSaSu August 23, 2006