paid programming

what is on when youve accidently fallen asleep in front of the tv, or when your too lazy to turn off the tv because your on the internet.
also known as infomercials

john: agh tv woke me up in the middle of the night, paid programming was on
bill: hm interesting.. you know insomniacs use to watch paid programming before the internet was born.

matt: omg i seriously had the craziest dream last night
zack: yea what happened
matt: billy mays was convincing me to buy OxiClean

by jeny April 6, 2008

Paid For Whore

A slut or drunk girl that you bought things(dinner,jewlery) for in order to have sex with her.

Dude that paid for whore was a waste of money

by Bones Baby November 3, 2009

Paid cheese

Paid Cheese is the best rapper. Paid cheese runs up a check and fucks your bitch when he's bored. He balls on his haters on instagram and doesnt pay attention to fuck shit.

Damn bro, paid cheese just fucked my bitch again last night and upped roll on me!

by Boss_Man222 March 16, 2017

Paid Latinos for Trump

A small group of Arizona Hispanics who’ve been bribed to say they’re for the re-election of the Racist in Chief.

Paid Latinos for Trump ooze love for him now that they’ve got air conditioning!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2019

paid dump

When you take a shit while on the clock at work i.e. getting paid to take a shit.

I had my morning coffee and then rushed to work for my favorite part of the day, paid dump.

by ty puckett February 25, 2008

Paid in Full

Classic Eric B and Rakim song, from their 1986 debut album of the same name. Includes the legendary Paid in Full, Move the Crowd, and My Melody.

Thinkin' of a master plan, cause ain't nothin but sweat inside my hand, so I dig into my pocket all my money is spent so I dig deeper, but still comin' up with lint, so I start my mission leave my residence, thinkin' how could i get some dead presidents

by oldschool April 1, 2004

Paid a Grip

When asked how much you paid for something "I Paid a Grip" generally means you paid a large amount of money. A grip, as in your grip on a stack of money. Usually assumed to be around $1000 - $75000 or more. But this term can be used in any scenario where you've been flossin' and spending cash. "Paid a Grip" is popularized by the rapper Papoose in his song title Paid a Grip.

N1"How much you spend on your girl at the mall?"
N2"Paid a Grip."
N1"How much your new Mazarati cost?
N2"Paid a Grip."
N1"Yeo how much you spend on this?"
N2"Paid a Grip."

by JoEbUdDeN November 11, 2009