Painus

When a person is being a complete pain in the anus

Eve: blah blah blah
Kitty: My god you're being a total pain in my anus.
Eve: Blah Blah Blah
Kitty: You're such a painus!

by NumberOneKitty January 23, 2008

Painus

An intense pain in and around your anus

Kelly went for a massive bike ride around the lake. When she returned , she hopped of her bike and felt a horrible pain in her and around her anus.

Kelly: "It must have be from the seat"
Scottie: "Sure it was"
Scottie: "That's what we like to call, Painus"

by Mr Rollie June 10, 2008

phicus

a papular skin eruption of thickened and horny lesions

I ate the phicus off her skin.

by Arunabh Das March 12, 2005

painuss

a mans penis. the end. 1234556849032840328490238490328948239048

My painuss is on fire blow it out!

by Caroline motha fuckin Price bitch. April 11, 2005

paicu

moldovean

a scapat bassu, classic paicu

by Groby94 July 12, 2016

Painus

A large split in the anus.

Floyd - "Wow I didnt realise you were so big...and rough"

Dad - "sorry about the painus son."

by Sam & Lee May 19, 2008

Parcus

A person, or persons, behaving in such a defenseless, vulnerable, unathletic, and weak state as to DEMAND to be made fun of by stronger, faster, and bigger individuals.

while the boys were at track practice:
guy1: "Hey guys look over there! Its Marcus! He just fails as a man, lets go dance around him and tease him!!!"
marcus: "*snivel snivel*"
group of teasing boys: "MARCUS IS A PARCUS, MARCUS IS A PARCUS!"

by nonowhoareyou? August 27, 2009